Stolen from the wonderful and talented "TheEmptyChest"
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theemptychest.deviantart.com/If I were a month I would be: August
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: Dawn. Powerful reds banishing the darkness.
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus...hurhurhur. Really, I like Mercury. The one braving the sun.
If I were a animal I would be: A Husky.
If I were a direction I would be: East.... i think?
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bookshelf. That way i could always keep my reading trophies close.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Teddy Roosevelt.
If I were a liquid I would be: Coffee
If I were a tree I would be: A redwood. Heh. I said wood.
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A rose. I love roses.
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Thundersnow.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: French Horn. Always loud and noticable.
If I were an emotion I would be: Passion.
If I were a colour I would be: Red
If I were a vegetable I would be: A cucumber ;>
If I were a sound I would be: A dubstep bass drop.
If I were an element I would be: Earth, metal more specifically.
If I were a car I would be: A SS Chevelle
If I were a song I would be: Creep, covered by Carrie Manolakos. Look it up, you'll be floored
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Guy Ritchie
If I were a book I would be written by: Probably some Sci fi author that is amaxing, but no one picks up because of the shitty cover art.
If I were a food I would be: A set of Diner pancakes.
If I were a place I would be: An abandoned factory.
If I were a material I would be: Aluminium.
If I were a taste I would be: Ennui
If I were a scent I would be: Hearty Oak
If I were a word I would be: Ingenious
If I were an object I would be: A book.
If I were a body part I would be: Inner ear, the sense of balance
If I were a facial expression I would be: A seductive wink.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Sonic the hedgehog
If I were a shape I would be a: Mobius strip.
If I were a number I would be: 27